So do I bother getting my ass out of bed this early to watch the opening ceremony or not? Let the parenting fates decide. Should either child set foot out of bed in the next 4 hours, it’s a clear victory for the sleepy mummy and a loss to the sporting viewers community worldwide.
I do somehow have to get Child 1 prepared for an Olympic themed birthday party so may need to watch the hideous parade of national ‘sportswear’ for comedic inspiration.
Australia lost me at the hideous Dunlop Volleys with a skirt suit (which makes the fittest ladies in the nation look like dumpy matrons at bowling) and it all went downhill from there. Might just be worth trading a yawn for a giggle.