I received your comment on my blog yesterday.
Firstly, thanks for taking a second to put your thoughts about my appearance in writing. I can see from your spelling and lack of proper punctuation that it doesn’t come easily to you. It’s strange that you also forgot to leave your name and used a random generic email address. I would love to have taken this up with you personally.
Secondly, I’m going to need to address some issues here.
I am not fat. You however, are most probably a complete a-hole.
Perhaps I am being unfair to you. Perhaps English is your second or a further subsequent language? In that case, apologies given and please let me clarify.
I am not fat. I have fat.
I am not eyes. I have eyes.
Spot the small but vital difference there? I’m glad I could clear that up for you.
If (in spite of the written evidence) you do have a working grasp on our shared language, let me elaborate.
I do have body fat. I’m completely okay with that. Every human does. It has a scientific purpose on a young, healthy woman like myself. I do have more of it than my personal preference stretches to – so I exercise to reduce this amount of body fat. But even as I am right this second – I do not have an unacceptable level of body fat.
I am not overweight. I am not obese. I am categorically and scientifically a healthy weight for my height.
If you’d read more of this blog, you might have realised that I’ve become pretty damn good at standing up to bullies. That I’ve learned that people who push and denigrate can’t and don’t define or affect my self-worth.
Perhaps you should check out this clip in case the next person you troll is not as prepared as I am to educate you in the many ways you are being a douche:
So let us be clear.
I am not fat.
And yes, I can write whatever I want.